Pic: Michelle Wie attempting to “get relief” last week
The LPGA have come under severe criticism for cutting budgets in order to save the tour. Last week the latest luxury to be “slashed” were on course portaloo’s. “Everybody knows it is not humanly possible for women to play a round of golf without peeing. Its alright for guys” said one LPGA member, “If they feel need to tinkle mid-round they can hide behind a tree, pretend nothing’s going on, and open the hose. We on the other hand have to drop a ball, squat down and pretend to be examining it closely in order to ‘get relief’”. This latest urinary controversy looks likely to dribble on for some time yet.