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Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Tiger Vanity Fair- The Rematch Preview
Oh My God! How could anyone go with this Tiger Vanity Fair cover? As if the poor guy (I mean "poor" in spirit) wasn't having a hard enough time at the moment, somebody somewhere thought a picture of him looking like a cross between Andy Dufresne from Shawshank and Vinny Jones from Lock Stock would be a crackin' idea. However it has since emerged from sources, in my tiny mind, that the picture is actually a promotion for Tiger's hotly anticipated rematch with Elin.
As the photo clearly shows,Tiger is taking the whole re-match with Elin thing seriously. It's the USA versus a Scandinavian fighting God; yep Rocky 4 all over again. While Tiger is busy lugging unspeakably heavy milk churns through the snow and doing stomach crunches with his feet manacled to the highest beam in some rat infested barn, Elin is hooked up to loads of cardio machines in Sweden and surrounded by a team of sports scientists making her stronger, fitter and faster than an accelerating black Escalade.
The fight is now set to take place on March 31st in Las Vegas in the slot recently vacated by Mayweather and Pacqiou (or however it's spelled). Elin is to enter the ring first and will wait alone there until James Brown has sung "Living In America" after which Tiger will drop into the ring like a lob wedge. Speaking of lobs and wedges, it looks like Elin is also set to garner the lion's, I mean Tiger's share of the purse too.
My opinion. It's too hard to call. Elin will have to come up at least ten weight divisions to fight Tiger but he has some decidedly dodgy hairy nipples goin' on; if Elin manages to tweak one or two of those bad boys, Tiger could go down again early, just as in the first fight. And no parent should have to watch their knocked-out son, desperately clamber to stand upright, twice in their career.
Tiger Vanity Fair- three words that just dont seem to sit well together just at the moment.
As the photo clearly shows,Tiger is taking the whole re-match with Elin thing seriously. It's the USA versus a Scandinavian fighting God; yep Rocky 4 all over again. While Tiger is busy lugging unspeakably heavy milk churns through the snow and doing stomach crunches with his feet manacled to the highest beam in some rat infested barn, Elin is hooked up to loads of cardio machines in Sweden and surrounded by a team of sports scientists making her stronger, fitter and faster than an accelerating black Escalade.
The fight is now set to take place on March 31st in Las Vegas in the slot recently vacated by Mayweather and Pacqiou (or however it's spelled). Elin is to enter the ring first and will wait alone there until James Brown has sung "Living In America" after which Tiger will drop into the ring like a lob wedge. Speaking of lobs and wedges, it looks like Elin is also set to garner the lion's, I mean Tiger's share of the purse too.
My opinion. It's too hard to call. Elin will have to come up at least ten weight divisions to fight Tiger but he has some decidedly dodgy hairy nipples goin' on; if Elin manages to tweak one or two of those bad boys, Tiger could go down again early, just as in the first fight. And no parent should have to watch their knocked-out son, desperately clamber to stand upright, twice in their career.
Tiger Vanity Fair- three words that just dont seem to sit well together just at the moment.
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