Kick a man while he’s trying to get back up, why don’t you? Tiger Woods has barely limped back onto the first tee wearing a funny looking pair of runners but a shady (albeit very tall) figure from his past has re-emerged to have a go at him.
In the past two years Tiger has done a Tyson on it. Kicked out the manager, kicked out the caddy and got rid of his “friends”. That’s where Charles Barkley comes in.
"You think you're friends with a guy. You talk to him once a week for 15 years. You're like, this dude is my friend, we do things, we have fun together," said Barkley, "I haven't talked to him in two years and I'm wondering what the hell is going on." —Funny that. Maybe it’s because you were possibly one of the head honcho’s in the Woods crazy gang and he doesn’t ever want to see you again. Ever thought of that?
This is even better. In an interview Barkley pinpointed Woods' by now famous (or infamous I keep getting those two mixed up) car ‘accident’ with screaming club brandishing wife night in 2009 as the date when contact was cut off. Barkley says he didn't return even his messages and changed his phone number. Let me guess your text Charlie…..
Cum on Tiger, lts get pissed n score sum high cls hookers. Txt me bck. Barkie
Cant you see Charles, Tiger is a new man? He wants nothing to do with you. He even found religion. After years of worshipping only pussy, Woods is now a Buddhist. Ah yes, it brings me back to Tyson. Remember when he came out of jail and all of a sudden was “praise be Allah this” and Islam that. He even had a little hat like the pope.
Oh my God, no offence meant Tiger or Mike, what’s this? Its Tiger on the first tee of the USPGA with a tattoo on his face! The transformation is complete. Deadly!
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