The Golfing Union of Ireland have today unveiled their new range of buggies to be used on the amateur circuit by all referees and officials.
1. The first buggy in the range is a purely fine weather machine. With an acceleration of 0-60 in four hours, this topless beauty will be offered to all the braches of the GUI, except the Connacht branch, because everyone knows it always rains at The West!
2. Enda’s Buggy
This ladies and gents is the official West Of Ireland buggy. Designed with the aid of Connacht branch staffer and charity mountaineer Enda Lonergan, this buggy claims to be “the most waterproof and windproof machine on 4 wheels” with its gore-tex and taped side panels. Having chosen the colour to match his GUI blazer, Lonergan has also added his trademark “lightning bolts” on the drivers side.
This is the AWAX of the GUI’s armoury with built in SPD or “Slow Play Detection” technology and fitted with tranquilising darts effective up to 500 metres to “remove the threat posed by slow players”. The AWAX buggy also sports a rearside jamming device that not only detects illegal range finders but jams the signal.