Proud new mother Sergio with El Nino Junior and a delighted “Dr.” Harrington just hours after the birth.
The Spaniard went into labour late yesterday evening whilst sharing a taxi with Ireland’s Padraig Harrington. Though heavy traffic prevented the fully dilated Garcia from reaching the labour ward, luckily Harrington was on hand to expertly deliver the baby Panda christened El Nino Junior.
“I’m delighted, just delighted for Sergio” said Harrington after. “I’ve read several books on gynaecology and anatomy and it was great to put the theory into practice. We all knew Sergio had something gestating inside him for the past year or so, his hormones were all over the place. Nobody could have guessed it would be a panda!” added the triple major winner.
The question now being asked is who the father is, with many suggesting it may well Sky’s Bruce Critchley who shares the same basic genetic code as the endangered bear and is known to eat 99% bamboo. Eyes are also now turning to Tommy Bjorn who its thought may also have succumbed to Critchley’s charms and may himself have a few pandas up his jumper.