Arizona: Controversy over the proliferation of spitting on the PGA Tour grew yesterday after Arizona professional and tobacco spitting champion Chuck Loogy, 52, launched a new website designed at helping Touring Pro’s win using the ancient art.
Pic: Loogy demonstrates his skills to us by washing his cat from 12 feet away.
“I’ve worked with some of the World’s best soccer players for over 30 years with great success” said Mr. Loogy, adding “Dutchman Frank Rijkaard’s spit into Rudi Voller’s hair during the 1990 World Cup was probably my greatest achievement. That was perfection.”
“I branched into golf about 10 years ago when Tiger Woods first contacted me. He just left a message on my answering machine one day enquiring as to whether spitting could give him the edge in the Majors. I remember we first met on the top of the Butler Cabin in Augusta on a cold January morning”, recalled Loogy “Tiger really impressed me with his natural hocking ability, it was more question of teaching him to direct the glob a little better. Then we did some work on the 12th green, trying to hit some good lines with a sticky treat for anyone coming after. Good times.”
Loogy has now assembled some top golf names in his portfolio including Spain’s Sergio Garcia and USPGA Champion Keegan Bradley.
“Sergio is a master of the mucus, he has the potential to be one of the greats. When he drops one into the hole and the guy behind gets it on his ball, you just know that sh*t is not coming off.”
“Keegan on the other hand has a lot to learn when it comes to the technical aspects of propelling the gawk away from the face. We are working hard on his breathing during the spit. When he gets it right, it’s amazing, when he get’s it wrong it’s all over the front of his shirt. Not pretty”, said Loogy.
Check out Loogy’s website www.theperfectspit.com/golf/hockliketiger
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