Here we have for sale a chocolate muffin half eaten by Padraig Harrington. This could sky rocket in value if he wins soon, so don’t delay and get your hands on it today.
- May contain saliva, cells from which could be used to clone your very own Padraig Harrington.
- Fresh. This muffin will be fit to enjoy for at least a week before mould starts growing on it.
- Unique piece of golfing and culinary memorabilia.
- Comes with free half drunk bottle of Padraig Harrington’s flat Pepsi.
Interested parties should email their bids to firstname.lastname@example.org