Graeme McDowell was brought into the media centre today for his interview during which professional journalists asked him several questions. I was the only one there without a pen, paper or those cool little recorder yokes but I used an even cooler little device called my memory to store the best of what he said.
“We’ve installed new back tees. We’ve Rory proofed this place.”
“I putted on those greens this morning like I never saw them before!”
“The insurance premium for the trophy cabinet in Rathmore has gone through the roof”.