by Ron for golfcentraldaily.com
According to his close friends, JB Holmes has been walking around “acting like a spoiled little Princess just cause he’s the first man ever to give birth to a baby.”
JB is due to give birth next month and has everyone in the locker room is just wishing the baby was born already. “JB thinks he’s the only person in the history of the world that’s pregnant” an exasperated Bubba Watson said yesterday. “He’s had all us line up in the locker room to feel the bump and yesterday sent me on a 20 mile round trip to get some folic acid.”
Some incredulous colleagues have questioned the fact that JB is with child. Fred Couples pointed out the fact that JB’s ankles are not swollen while a normal preggers woman would be like retaining fluid like Mrs Doubtfire at this stage.
“He wont even bend down now to tee up his ball, says it gives him heartburn and could cause his waters to break” said caddie Brandon Parsons. “We’ve got birthing class in half an hour!”
More as it emerges. Not literally.
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