GolfCentral Daily: Williams-“I Can catch Snedeker”

Friday, July 20, 2012

Williams-“I Can catch Snedeker”

Stevie Williams came out all guns firing in his press conference following his second round 67 today. Williams will tee off alongside Brandt Snedeker in tomorrow’s third round and issued this warning to the Tennis-een, Tennesyan…..man from Tennessee.

“I’ve got you in my sights Snedeker, I’ve been doing this for 34 years and this is the best second round of my life, I’m not joking you. It’s like going to the race track. The only place I’m interested in finishing is first. That means I’m going to shred The Sned. Obviously its a very tough game and you can’t always win but I’m a very confident front runner. There was a lot of expectation today, seeing as I lead overnight and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little nervous, but it’s great to back it up. I always back myself just like I do when I go racing. Did I mention I’m a great front runner when I’m racing? Anyway, it’s been the best second round of my life, honestly.”

Support Stevie This Weekend By Wearing His Mask

Hey kids, want to make a really great Stevie Williams mask? Just follow the simple instructions below and we’ll instantly transform you into one of the best loved villains in golf.

Things You Will Need

Some sharp scissors: Simply cut around the edges of the Stevie mask. Always be careful when using a sharp scissors. You may need to ask a grown up ~~racist~~ for help. When you have done that, prod out the eyes.

Some cotton wool strips: These will come in handy for making Stevie’s locks. Simply stick big bushy lumps onto the dotted lines outlined in the mask.

Teeth: Make a few complete pricks around the mouth area of the mask to make a hole. Pop in the teeth and hey presto, you’re a great front runner!

How to Lose Friends Book: Simply read this book to get into Stevie’s mind. Really impress your friends by snatching their cameras and phones and smashing them off the wall.

The Accent: This is the tough bit. Perfect the following phrase and amaze everyone. “Oymmm into Roycing end Gulf.”