After months of bitter opposition to the placing of controversial wind turbines one mile from the site of his Trump International Golf Links, Donald Trump, on a visit to Scotland, has done a dramatic U-Turn and is now giving them his blessing.
Apparently clever people in Scotland came with a new design that Trump immediately took too. Each blade now features a 40 foot portrait of The Apprentice star. It’s thought the hot air created in each head will greatly boost the energy output.
Donald said today “I love wind turbines, especially these ones. They are really super to look at. And hey who needs seagulls anyway? All they do is crap on people. And all that stuff about them being noisy, I just made that up. Everybody knows you cant hear anything other than the sound of rain beating against your face when golfing in Scotland. As for the new turbines, I’ve commissioned one hundred of these beauties.
More as it emerges.