Pinnacle Release Coloured Balls As If You Weren’t Already Embarrassed Enough To Be Using One

Pinnacle, who’s balls are synonymous with being rock hard and rubbish have released a brightly coloured version of their balls, called the Bling.

“Golfers have been getting away with slyly swapping their Pro-V1’s for Pinnacles on long par 3’s over water for far too long” said Pinnacle CEO, Tommy Limestone today, adding “it’s time we embarrassed the living crap out of them properly.  I think we have achieved that our new psychedelic balls.”

The new Pinnacle balls will be available from Petrol Stations nationwide from today.