Dick Mast took the first-round lead Friday in the Champions Tour's Montreal Championship, giving a golf blogger licence to pun free on an otherwise slow news day.
“Today I was real solid” said former porn 80’s star Dick Mast which was impressive since the 62 year old hadn’t be up there for quite a while.
“When the wind started getting heavier I had trouble controlling my balls. It got a bit hairy at times. It was hard-on the back nine. There were times out there it was gusting so bad, I had to forget about my stroke and just ram it into the hole as best I could."
These days the veteran divides his time between The Champions Tour and his charity work helping less well off men in Detroit.
“We’re trying to create a new culture of friendship amongst the less well off on the outskirts of the City,” explains Mast. “We call it The Mast Urban Nation Project. They put my name on there but I don’t think of my myself as a great charity worker. I’m just Dick reaching out a hand to strangers and asking them to embrace Mast Urban Nation. Last week we had 50 men in a room making cupcakes. It was hilarious but very uplifting. Picture 50 Mast Urban Nation men in aprons in a room together; there was cream all over the walls, on the ceiling, everywhere. It was a mess, but the guys really got off on it. I’m real happy.”
The second round in Montreal get’s underway later.