Fears that the young boy who stole Martin Kaymer's golf ball at the Tour Championship would have his arm chopped off were allayed this morning after authorities in Dubai issued a statement on the matter.

"We don't chop arms off any more here for stealing," said chief of Dubai Police Chief Bin Al-Phlegmtar.  "That's just ridiculous.  We got rid of that law about two years ago.  The boy will instead serve three years in prison, suspended by his ankles. Now be gone infidel."

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