The ZIKA virus. World's last hope of eradicating Vijay Singh.
The ZIKA virus is coming to terms this morning with the sad news that it won't be getting the chance to infect Vijay Singh at this Summer's Olympic Games as planned.

The Fijian announced he is to skip the 2016 Summer Games because of fears of contracting the virus.

"I've given up everything to drive here to Rio in my Nissan Prion," said the ZIKA virus. "It's been a real strain, but knowing at the end of it all that I would achieve the goal of infecting that horrible little parasite Vijay Singh had kept me going through all the hard times. Now I don't know what I will do.  It's a real rash on the arse."
More as it emerges.

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