Zach Johnson's wife said to be taking the news very hard.
Zach Johnson's wife is said to be inconsolable this morning at the news that she has to remove the lovely new kitchen she had fitted after he won the 2015 Open Championship.

"I'm absolutely devastated" said Kim Johnson. "But just as Zach has to leave back the Claret Jug we feel it's only right in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Saviour, my Rock, my Shield to rip out this beautiful white oak kitchen and burn it as a sign of our devotion and love for him. The Psalms tell us not to love material things, but sometimes it's hard when they include an instant boiling water tap and presses that close by themselves."

In happier times. When Kim got her new kitchen.
More as it emerges.

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