A Muirfield member is convalescing at home this morning after being hit by a stray breast during a round of golf yesterday.

The incident occurred just two days after the club voted to allow women members.

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Tommy Robertson is suffering from shock after being hit by a flailing breast.

The Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers said the course was almost unplayable yesterday as thousands of tonnes of women bits flooded the fairways and greens.

Eighty two year old Tommy Robertson was out playing his daily nine holes when he was struck on the face by a flailing boob attached to a new female member.

"I told you this wouldn't work" HCEG Capatain Henry Fairweather told reporters late last night. "Tommy had to be taken to the doctor and was treated for severe shock.  They are saying could be left with a permanent grin on his face for life."

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