Two charities High Class Hookers Anonymous and Inside Trading Survivors are waiting with baited breath today in the hopes of sharing a massive $9 million cash injection following "The Match."



"We are so excited," a joint spokesman for the charities said today.  "We are not the most popular charity organisations and don't receive any government funding, unless its a personal donation, so nine million bucks would really come in handy from the guys."

Members of both organisations work closely together, supporting each other emotionally and physically when they meet up every Friday after work.

"Some of the girls are complaining that their thongs are getting very worn and the guys on Wall Street are saying that hot inside stocks and shares tips and cocaine are costing a lot more nowadays so rest assured every cent we receive from the guys will be put to good use."
More as the payout emerges.


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