It has been a whirlwind ride for the newest Major Champion Keegan Bradley since his PGA win. Several offers have come flooding in including:
- an offer to be Tiger Woods new caddy
- an offer to be Charlie’s replacement in Two and a Half Men
- an offer to be the Republican US Presidential candidate
- an offer to be the Irish Presidential candidate
- and offer to advertise some dodgy Chinese back rub called Vantolin Kowa!
One rumour that Bradley’s management company will quickly have to quell is that of his parentage, which is incredibly disturbing. It is thought Kevin Keegan and Michael Bradley may have fostered the lovechild following a chance meeting in an upmarket London beauty, where Keegan was receiving a hair perm and Bradley was having an all over tan applied.