Friday, March 2, 2012

Mother To Sue Titleist After Rory McIlroy Clone Fails To Earn Millions

from Ron in Rory-Mcilroy-Look-Alike-1w-240x300 New Jersey- The mother of a 19 year boy has today started proceedings against golf giant Titleist after her son failed to break 100 in a municipal golf tournament.  Meredith Molasses (53) claims that having spent over $3000 on Titleist equipment for her son Tyler and bought him a Jumeirah hat, he failed to make her over $10 million dollars in earnings in the first 12 months.

Attorney for Mrs Molasses, Chuck Chumpa said in a statement yesterday, “ We are considering all our options now and things are looking good for a settlement.  When Tyler was given all the Titleist equipment we believed it would be a question of just going ron flashout there and winning a lot of money and getting a tennis player girlfriend.  When it didn’t happen, it soon become obvious that there something wrong with the equipment.  The young man is very upset. We’re going after Oakley next.  Tyler says that when he puts them on everything looks yellow.”

More as it emerges.

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