Have you been to college? Do you own a BMW? Do you owe the bank nothing?
Well then you may just be clever enough to dream up a format for Golf at the 2016 Olympics. Four years out and the organizers haven’t got the first clue of the format or the field. And speaking of fields that’s exactly what the course looks like at the moment.
The International Olympic Committee are offering a sleeve of Titleist Pro-V1’s and absolutely no recognition ever for the winning entry.
Here’s Geoff Shackleford’s vision for the Olympic Golf Tournament, which, in the absence of an alternative involving the Brazilian women’s beach volleyball team, remains my favourite.