“I’m a lumberjack but I’m not okay”, is what Justin Timberlake is most likely singing in a falsetto voice on his throne this morning after organizers of the JT Shriners Hospitals event in Las Event, decided they’re going to drop the JT from the title, and coincidentally, Timberlake from the event.
Lately the fallen idol has been forced to accept cash gigs such as at the Ryder Cup where he wore a a padded workshirt and recited poetry so bad it didn’t even rhyme.
“Even if he did a bit of a dance or sung “Sexy Back” it would have been something” said a disappointed George O’Grady after Timberlake’s Ryder appearance.
However it’s Timberlake’s amazing ability to disappear which has gotten him the sack from the JT Shriners Tournament.
The event chairman, Raoul Frevel (his real name) compared Timberlake yesterday to Las Vegas legend David Copperfield. "Justin's a wonderful person. But we tried everything we could to get him more involved with our kids and the hospitals. But it seemed that when the TV cameras weren't on, he disappeared."
Next years Shriners will have a new date within the Fed Ex Cup season. Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, which is also based in Vegas, is being hotly tipped to get the gig to be the face of the 2013 RH Shriners Event.