Nigel Farage has this morning issued a statement distancing himself from comparisons to Matt Kuchar after the American golfer again acted like a complete twat at The Memorial Tournament.

"Hey hang on a second here I want absolutely no association with that wanker Matt Kuchar", said the Brexit Party leader. "I don't want him making me look bad. I have a reputation to uphold."

Farage went on to say he while he does sometimes use the same 'smile caringly in your face whilst ruthlessly pursuing his own demonic agenda' method as Kuchar, he was all too aware of the reputational damage that could be caused to him by continually being compared to a c#nt like Kuchar.

The statement came in the wake of Kuchar's latest demonstration of complete knobery at The Memorial.

More as it emerges.

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