Ian Poulter stunned spectators and media at Sandwich today by actually being noticed. With all the hype around Rors, Donald, Westwood and GMac, everyone forgot that Poults even existed.
“I have to admit I had erased all memory of Ian Poulter” said Mack The Hack O’Grady, the leader of the media corps. “He’s a bit like Michael Knight, the man who does not exist, he was pretty flashy too” added The Hack.
Poulter held a press conference earlier today attended briefly by a blind orphan named Joe, who wandered into the media tent whilst searching for his Granny, a cripple from Nashville, whose wheel had come off of her wheelchair.
Poults told the assembled empty space that he believes he is in the perfect frame of mind to launch a serious challenge on the Open championship. “Just as well, because you haven’t been playing so good”, shouted orphan Joe as he trundled off the edge of the cliff.