I caught a McIlroy Leprechaun today and told him I had absolutely no interest in his pot of gold. Delighted about that, he said he'd granted me one wish. I said I want to live forever, 'sorry' said the McIlroy Leprechaun 'I can't grant wishes like that'. Fine I said 'I want to die when Tiger Woods wins another major' - 'Crafty bastard' said the Leprechaun!
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