ron_burgundy Though they still have to get a boat out to the 17th green in Thailand, Lee Westwood is tearing up the course with a record equalling 20 under par 36 hole total.  After narrowly missing out on a 59 yesterday, it looks like Westwood has set himself some new goals.

This interview translation has just been handed in by our local reporter Kiradech Alfiebarnowl, who hasn’t a word of English .

Westwood said “I’m very happy with 20 under. The plan is to shoot 48 under or lower.  I’m going for two 58’s at the weekend.  I’ve given up on 59’s. 59’s are so passe. 59’s are for pussies. 58 is where it’s at.  I want to hear Billy my caddie tell me its the best round he’s ever seen again. I love that.  And I’m going to throw a nine darter.  Then I’m going to fit and help Forest win the Premiership.”

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