The 2013 PGA Tour season got a saucy start in Maui with a massive blowjob and jiggling balls but alas the tournament steadfastly refused to progress beyond the foreplay stage.

The frigid Hyundai Tournament Of Champions wasn’t just ready to take it to the next stage from Friday to Sunday and kicked up a storm when pressed.

Now Tim Finchem and his gang are hoping to get 36 holes done in an orgy of golf to get the tournament completed before it’s time to island hop to it’s next conquest The Sony Open on Thursday.


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