One of the world's top fertilization clinics have tonight claimed that sperm from Matt Every is the most valuable in the world following his win at the Arnold Palmer Invitational. Not only that but California based Embryonics Ltd. claim that "Every sperm is sacred."   

CEO of Embryonics Ivor Cumperbatch told reporters "Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, if his sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate." Cumperbatch went on say that Every sperm has now become more valuable than Rory McIlroy jip or even Brandt Snedeker goo, which at $6,000,000 a load, was the most valuable in 2014. "Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood." he said indicating a shortage in the supply.

Here is Cumperbatch explaining how valuable Every sperm has become.

More as it emerges. No pun intended.
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