Slaver's Bay: Daenerys Targaryen told reporters today she will delay her planned attack on Westeros until the US Masters has been concluded Sunday evening.

The Dragon Queen, herself a keen golfer playing off 10 handicap, confirmed the she and the Unsullied will not now march on the Seven Kingdoms until Monday next or Tuesday at the latest.

"All the lads love Jordan Spieth and since they have shag all to look forward to in life except certain death, I thought I'd let them watch it," said the last living Targaryen heir. "Sure them crazy Dragon's need a rest anyway," she added.

Meanwhile whispers from Westeros suggest that  Stannis Baratheon will not now allow his forces watch any coverage of The Masters as he ramps up attempts to rally the North against the now depleted Lannister rule.

More as it emerges.  
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