Tiger Woods coach Chris Como hit back today at knockers calling for him to be sacked after Tiger Woods again played utter muck at the US Open.
"I showed him the grip, how to swing it back and how to swing it through; all this other crazy shit he's doing on the golf course he made up all by himself," Como told reporters. "Oh wait, you guys think I lined up Tiger all wrong and told him to top it into the bushes as part of some cryptic masterplan to make myself look like a giant knob?  Really?"
Meanwhile Butch Harman says he probably wont coach Woods again even if he asked really really nicely.
 "I'm flat out giving lessons and doing a bit of commentary and my eye is giving me jip again and I'm getting on a bit now and I've a new dog to walk in the evenings and it's nothing at all at all to do with Tiger's head being shagged or me looking like a right tool if I coached him and he was still shit after," said Harman.

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