Frenchman Gregory Bourdy leads the Lyoness Open in Austria by a whole heap of shots after he just happens to be playing deadly while everybody else is finding it bloody hard going.

"I play ziss course like how you say making love to a beautiful woman; very very quick and hard," said Bourdy after his second round. "I know ziss place how you say, like ze back of my hand.  I ski down here many many times in January.  Ziss is a good black run. It is how you say fooking mental."

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