It's a mere formality.

The old codgers with the blazers dusted with dandruff on the shoulders, and massive eyebrows that curl like a surfers wave that's about to break, will be shuffling around excitedly around the meeting room clutching pictures of Kevin Kisner practicing in jeans.

It's just not acceptable damn it man!!

I can hear them bitching.
We have to make an example of him.  What if he went onto the course looking like that? The tramp. What would the members say? I clearly saw rivets and a Wrangler label. Dragging our fine game down.

Aw give a rest lads!!

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