Jordan Spieth was on a special charter flight of out Korea following the first day of the President's Cup after suddenly remembering he left the oven on at his home in Texas.

"Jesus Christ almighty I think I might have left the bloody oven on at home," said Spieth stumbling frantically towards a taxi to take him to Incheon airport. "It'll have been on for 72 hours, the electricity bill will be monumental.  Oh shite I'm just after remembering too; I left the grill pan in the oven. The handle is going to be melted. Again. I'm such a klutz."

Spieth denied the real reason for his departure was boredom after slaughtering the Internationals on day one.

"Oh God no, it has nothing to do with that at all at all. I have a feeling I've left the immersion switch on too. I'll see ye lads."

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