Popular European Tour player Andrew Johnston has signed a deal believed to be in the region of £30 million to become the new Captain Birds Eye.

The five year contract will see Johnston immediately drop his nickname "Beef" and adopt the new title "Fish Finger."

The original Captain Birds Eye passed away in 2015 aged 85 from burns after a tragic deep fat fryer accident while at sea.

"Man I'm well happy innit," a happy Johnston told reporters. "Ahoy there me hearties 'n all that man."

Fans at future Tour  events will be encouraged to collectively shout "Fish Finger" and "Made from 100% cod fillet" as Johnston approaches.

More as it emerges.

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