Tiger Woods has said in a statement today that he hopes to be fit to replace retiring Paul Hollywood as host of The Great British Bake Off alongside Mary Berry next season.

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The hit show which has been snapped up by Channel 4 has become a favourite of Woods who took up baking at his home in Jupiter Florida as a means of whiling away the long lonely hours during his recovery from back surgery.

The 14 time Major Champion, better known for his cunnilingus rather than his culinary skills, spent a month with Navy Seal Cooking School recruits earlier this year baking treats under the most testing of conditions in a secret military kitchen in Afghanistan.  Woods along with others had to bake a 16-tier wedding cake, whilst blindfolded, hung upside and deprived of basic essentials like an apron, whisk and icing bag.

US Ryder Cup Captain Davis Love is one who has seen Woods baking skills first hand and is impressed.

"At least week's team meeting Tiger turned up with THE most beautiful scones," said DL3. "I mean they were glorious. Fluffy light and airy with a hint of cinnamon; it was wonderful to see Tiger all proud and motherly. 'Now these ones are plain and these ones have raisins girls' Tiger said while pointing daintily at the buns on the China plate.  To be honest we were so busy eating and yapping away we didn't even get to decide the last Captain's pick! The girls were saying that that Bubba fella is gluten free this and nut intolerant that; sure we cant be having that next month or we'll all starve. Won't we ladies!!??"

 In a statement on TigerWoods.com Woods said

Tiger Woods said Wednesday that he hopes to host The Great British Bake Off next season. Woods also intends to be a guest on Masterchef.
"My rehabilitation is to the point where I'm comfortable making flans, but I still have work to do," Tiger said.

More as it emerges.

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