Tiger Woods' caddie Joe LaCava is reassessing his options this morning after being refused his old job back at McDonalds following an altercation with his ex-boss.

LaCava had been working at the fast food giant for the fast 14 months where he progressed quickly up the ranks from Waste Receptacle Attendant Crew Member to Burger Assembly Ingredient Getter Crew Member.

According to fellow workers in the McDonalds at 100 Main Street North in Southbury, LaCava quit his job after hearing that Tiger Woods was returning to Tour golf and chose peak hour to make a very public scene.

"Joe was a Goddamn legend," said a former co-worker who witnessed the walkout. "He jumped up on a table and shouted out 'Tiger's back bitches and I'm back in the big time' before turning to the shift manager and yelling 'And you, you can suck my d*ck and shove your shitty job up your McHappy ass' before storming out giving everyone the two finger salute alternately with both hands.

It's believed that following Woods withdrawal from the Safeway Open, LaCava returned to the McDonalds but following his apology was refused his old job back.  McDonalds say they have accepted LaCava's apology but had already filled the role. Chris Como starts tomorrow.

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