The golf world is officially in mourning today as news emerged of the death of deep cleavage selfies after Paige Spiranac announced she was engaged to be married.

Paige Spiranac Steven Tinoco
Paige Spiranac with puppies and licking ear wax with Steven Tinoco

Leaders of the PGA and European Tours Jay Monahan and Keith Pelley wore black armbands as a mark of respect during official engagements yesterday.  All tournaments on both Tours have been cancelled this week also.

"Paige was an extremely cleavage skilled person," said Pelley "I will never forget the sight of those puppies slung low over a putt as if they were ready to jump up and lick me."

Spiranac is to marry (the luckiest man in the whole world)  Steven Tinoco, a former minor league baseball player.

Here's the moment they announced their engagement. Credit Campus.




The announcement came after Paige spoke out against cyber bullies last week at the Dubai Ladies Masters.

Update: Footage from the Memorial Service is just in.


Every newspaper in the world has carried an obituary this morning.

Paige Spiranac Funny Pic
The obituary to Deep Cleavage Selfies which has appeared widely today.


RIP Deep Cleavage.

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