By Biggus Dickus reporting from Rome

Brian, long thought to be the one who painted the anti-Roman slogan "Romans go home" one thousand times on the walls of the Governor's palace in Jerusalem has been posthumously exonerated of the crime after a new photo emerged suggesting he may not have actually have done it.

An ESPN photo thought to be thousands of years old and leaked by the "People's Front of Judea" appears to show an ancestor of Brooks Koepka with paint roller and paint outside the the walls of Governor Pontius Pilate's Palace.

More as it emerges.

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