Yesterday’s guest reporter Comical Ali of the US PGA was so popular, we decided to get him back to update us on Round 3.
Do not worry that Corey Pavin seems to be behind Bernhard Langer and Ian Woosnam for he his merely positioning himself for tomorrow’s inexorable path to certain glory. Our musclebound captain, such is the wonderful human that he is, today gave hope to the other players by allowing them to think they lead him. Alas tomorrow Pugilist Pavin will be clinical and cut through the pretenders to surely raise the trophy. He will score birdies at will on his glorious march to a Sunday 58.The celebrations will begin at 6pm tomorrow with the raising of my newly adopted US flag over Carnoustie.