Thursday, December 16, 2010

If the Viz did Golf Tips! Happy Christmas

Viz-Comic-Fat-Slags-001 1. Golfers, improve your bunker play indoors this winter by removing your cats crap from its litter using nothing other than a 58 degree wedge.

2. Golfers, recreate the feel of Tiger Wood’s Nike blades by sellotaping a bread knife onto a garden rake before tensioning an elastic band around your scrotum and attempting to hit balls.

3. Golfers, experience the feeling of what it’s like to putt in Augusta by simply drilling a four and a quarter inch hole in the bonnet of your car before attempting to putt a ball into it whilst standing on the roof.

Lets hear yours!

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The Clay Pigeon Golf Shot Video- Every Shot Imaginable European Tour

Here it is.  The long awaited sequel to the 200 yard gong shot is The Clay Pigeon Golf Shot.  David Horsey, Thongchai Jaidee, Johan Edfors, David Howell and Simon Khan take on the Every Shot Imaginable Challenge before the European Tour’s Dubai World Championship.

Captain Olazabal For The Ryder Cup 2012

Betting has been suspended on Jose Maria Olazabal being named the captain of the 2012 European Ryder Cup captain in the coming days.

Olazabal had been favourite to lead Europe’s defence of the trophy at Medinah, after Colin Montgomerie declared his intention to try to play again at the Chicago venue. An announcement is expected from George O’Grady before Christmas.

Olazabal had previously stated he would take on the job if his health allowed, but stood aside following Nick Faldo’s captaincy to allow Monty to lead the team at Celtic Manor.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

South African Open Championship 2011 Betting Tips and Preview

South African Open Championship Betting Tips and Preview

Durban Country Club

Durban, South Africa 16 Dec 2010 - 19 Dec 2010

Tim Clark 10/1

tim clark funny The Big Easy and a host of top Sith Ifricans might be jetting in for an appearance this week but of them all I fancy Tiny Tim Clark as the man for this one. He may not be able to roll his wrists, or even chip, but when you’re as good as he tee to green, those are just minor foibles. Clark was second to an on fire Lee Westwood (who is now back home roasting his chestnuts and tweeting) at the Nedbank Challenge two weeks back and a previous winner of the South Africa Open. Incidentally Clark clocked up that win during the 2005 season when the tournament was last staged in Durban.

 

Charl Schwartzel 10/1

charl schwartzel airplane_thumb[2] “The cream always comes to the top” as my old mother used to say when she was pouring sour milk on our Cornflakes. Amateur pilot Charl Shwartzel turned on the afterburners last week at the Alfred Dunhill but ran out of fuel at the end tying for second. The winner of the Africa and Joburg Opens last January looks a good bet for a pre Christmas win in Durban, tying as he did for second the last time the event was staged here.

James Kingston 34/1

james-kingston-september-13-2009_t640 If you’re after a bit of value in the betting market this week, try James Kingston at 34/1 or 4/1 to finish in the top 10. Tenth last week even with a nasty third round 77 and always a real workhorse during the annual South African swing. Generally a good man to string a few good weeks together, Kingston notched up two top-10’s this time last year also. He also clocked up his first Tour win at the South Africa (Airways as it was then) Open in December 2007 and has a string of other top-10’s as long as your arm in the event. Notably came tied fourth last time it was staged in Durban too. He might be 45, but like the lovely Monserrat, there’s a bit of Jimenez in him!

Thorbjorn Olesen 55/1

thorbjorn olesen Oh the joy of youth. This week will be the Dane’s fifth start on the big boy Tour and he’s not making a bad fist of it at all. Came to our attention back in May in Mallorca when he finished 13th on his second start. Olesen gained his card by coming third on last season’s Challenge Tour rankings where he won once (The Princess) and had a string of podiums. You just know he’s going to do well again this week!

 

 

Richie Ramsay 65/1

braveheart-3 The bookies are brave to stick the defending champion in at 65/1. It might be because the Scot hasn’t teed it up since the Dubai World Championship or that he’ll be defending on a different course but I still think those odds are generous. There is something about being a defending champion, some find it difficult to cope mentally, and others love the confidence boost it gives them to see their face on a poster or be asked to do a few interviews. Let’s hope Richie is the latter, he wasn’t too shabby when he tied third at the WGC HSBC Champions in China last month.

All Aboard The Bus To Killarney For The Irish Open 2011

bus to killarneyGreat news for Maurice O’Meara and residents of the Kingdom!  No, Maurice Fitzgerald is not set for a county comeback but the Irish Open is.

I grabbed the best bits from the European Tour site. 

The European Tour and Fáilte Ireland have confirmed that the Irish Open will return to the Killeen Course at the Killarney Golf and Fishing Club from July 28-31, 2011.

The announcement was made last night by European Tour Chief Executive George O’Grady and Fáilte Ireland Chairman Redmond O’Donoghue at the Irish Links Society Dinner in the Burlington Hotel in Dublin and will be the fourth time in history that the tournament has been staged at the renowned County Kerry venue.

Maurice O’Meara, General Manager of Killarney Golf and Fishing Club said: “Killarney Golf and Fishing Club is delighted and welcomes the announcement that the 2011 Irish Open will return to Killarney to be played on the world-class Killeen Course. Following the amazing success of last year’s Irish Open, we hope that we can build on this success and add even more to this year’s event.

“We look forward to working closely with The European Tour, Fáilte Ireland and all of the  local businesses in Killarney to make the 2011 Irish Open one of the Irish sporting events of the year. Having welcomed the leading European Tour players in 2010 we hope that they and their families will return again in 2011 for a Bank Holiday festival of golf.”

Bubbaclaus Bubba Watson 8 Christmas Videos. Youre Welcome!

Apologies for the quality.  Bubbaclaus aka Bubba Watson himself filmed these Christmas Videos on his phone but you will still get the drift.  You’re welcome son!

Moving Day Rumour Mill Gathering Momentum

Rumour 1:

Boom Baby! Team USA Ryder Cup man of the match Jeff Overton is set to be making a move from Mizuno to Cleveland Golf. And hey, now he might actually win!

Rumour 2:

JIm Octobaby Furyk is going to be using the new rocket propelled Taylormade Penta Ball.  Yawn.  And maybe a TaylorMade driver too.  Double yawn!

Rumour 3:

Its a sad rumour but we might not be seeing Davis Love’s face in close-up on those “trust my Titleist” adverts any longer.  It seems DL3 has now gotten far greater trust in his Bridgestone Ball.  Yep, “Aigh aigh aigh” as he is affectionately known, is set to join the tyre manufacturers stable and will be working in the pit lane alongside old pal Freddie “the spanner” Couples next season.

The Bill Hollowaddy Adirondack Chair Swing - Priceless!

Join Bill Hollowaddy for a lesson in the “Lock and Cast” and “Adirondack Chair” swings, two unique new ways to swing the club, that might just transform your game.  This video is set to become a classic!

Monday, December 13, 2010

GMac Rumoured To Be Joining Srixon

GMac flags The rumour mill is rife with whispers that Graeme McDowell has signed a deal with Srixon for 2011. G-Mac who took a year out from a club sponsorship deal to try several brands before signing with Callaway is now set to join fellow Irishman Shane Lowry in the Srixon stable.

The deal is said to involve GMac carrying the Srixon staff bag, wear a Srixon hat, and have a bag of clubs consisting of Srixon irons, Cleveland wedges, and of the Srixon Z-Star golf ball. Interestingly it looks like he might be keeping his trusty Cally FT-3 driver.

 

Santa I’ve Been Good.Please Give Me a Killeen Castle Christmas Voucher

Treat the golfer in your life to a voucher for one of Ireland’s leading golf locations, Killeen Castle in County Meath. A host of stars have visited the much talked about Killeen Castle in recent months including former US President Bill Clinton and US Open Champions past and present, Nick Faldo and Graeme McDowell. Killeen Castle is home to the superb Jack Nicklaus Signature Course which will host The 2011 Solheim Cup in September 2011 along with the world renowned Dave Pelz Short Game Golf School and a range of lakes for fishing.

Killeen Castle vouchers are available for purchase at Dundrum Town Centre (Customer Service Desk) at www.killeencaste.com or order on 01-6893000.

Killeen Castle also the following packages available:

1.      Killeen Castle green fee voucher including the use of a golf buggy for two                                                    €199

2.      Dave Pelz Scoring Game School half-day golf clinic and a Killeen Castle green fee                                        €199

3.      Dave Pelz Scoring Game School full-day golf clinic and a Killeen Castle green fee                                         €299

Pablo Martin Never It Does The Easy Way!

pablo martin wall ball You can pretty much write the script of a Pablo Martin win these days.  It usually involves 63 holes of pure excellence followed by a roller coaster back nine on Sunday.  And he didn’t disappoint at the Alfred Dunhill Championship at Leopard Creek Country Club yesterday when he stumbled over the line in victory, successfully defending his 2010 title.

Martin started the final round on fire and had amassed a five shot lead standing on the tenth tee. He received an incredible piece of luck on the 13th where he walked away with par after his approach stopped inches short of serious trouble beside a wall.

The Spaniards troubles were not over yet though and more nerves lead to a disastrous triple bogey at the 17th which cut his lead cut to one and gave South Africans Charl Schwartzel and Anthony Michael and Danish Challenge Tour graduate Thorbjorn Olesen some hope.

However Martin managed to keep his nerve  for a birdie at the last for a round on 70, 11 under par and two shot victory.

Bubbaclaus and Rickieclaus

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Shark Shootout 2010 Final Round Highlights and Leaderboard: Poulter and Johnson Win

shark shootout 2010 final round leaderboard The final round of the Shark Shootout saw a magical  round of 59 compiled by Dustin Johnson and Ian Poulter. Playing in scramble format the pair blitzed the Tiburon layout shooting 13 under to see off on fire Darren Clarke and Graeme McDowell.

Pic: Shark Shootout 2010 Final Round Leaderboard

Poulter who had asked Johnson to partner him in the event at the Ryder Cup produced an exhibition of short game play which combined with Johnson’s length, reduced the Florida layout to little more than a pitch and putt course at times.

Shot of the day was Darren Clarke’s second to 15 which shaved the hole and set up an easy birdie.  Clarke looked like the player of old, free from the worries of hitting a poor shot in the scramble format and revelling in the almost matchplay format.

The winning score was 30 under and good enough to see Poulter and Johnson walk away with $375,000 for their three days work.

Shark Shootout 2010 Final Round Highlights: Poulter and Johnson Win.