thumb-Tim-Tebow-On-the-seventh-game-570x373 Since Tiger Woods announced he is to play, ticket sales have been through the roof for the  Pebble Beach National Pro-Am.

It is thought that Woods, as a condition of his entry, had his choice of playing partner even though the official pairings are not decided until the 7th of February.  Woods deliberated between three NFL quarterbacks before settling on Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo as his man.

Tournament officials are waiting outside the Church for golf and Jesus nut Tim Tebow to confirm his participation. Tebow has been in a heated debate with Jesus ever since the Nazarene carpenter's son apparently abandoned the Broncos in the NFL playoffs. “I had a major flood to attend to in Asia. It like, totally slipped my mind” Jesus told Vatican officials after that game.

Organizers are also hopeful that New England will get beaten soon so that quarterback Tom Brady can rubberstamp his attendance at Pebble.  Should New England make it all the way to the final, Brady would be involved in SuperBowl action just four days before the tournament begins. And should they win, alcohol poisoning would most definitely rule Brady out.

“Anyone but Bill Murray” officials said yesterday “anyone but Bill.”

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