More shocking revelations from Hank Haney's new book The Big Miss have emerged today.  This time they involve the small devoutly Catholic country of Ireland, Tiger Woods and 24 hours of high quality pornography.

tiger making the holeHaney recounted the incident on the eve of the 2006 Ryder Cup when Tiger Woods and Zach Johnson roomed at the Kildare venue and where his drives weren’t the only thing being tugged by the multiple Major Champion that week.

An excerpt from Haney's book reads, ' Tiger, when he got to the suite first, immediately purchased the adult movie 24-hour package and turned the television on. When Zach walked in, he saw the sights and sounds but didn't change the channel or turn it off. Tiger never commented on the movies, nor did Zach."

It is believed both men missed practice and a team meeting that day, preferring to remain in the darkened room, sitting transfixed either side of the sofa and only occasionally moving  to order Kleenex Mansize Tissues from room service.

The spokesperson with responsibility for Team USA's porn that week, Thomas Tank, recalled the incident. "Back in 2006  good quality porn was difficult to find.  There were many cases where the trailers looked very good with oiled up babes who really seemed to be having fun but when you started watching the scenes went on far too long and they all had fake boobs and extreme landing strips.  The stuff we got in Ireland was about 20 years old, it was some terrific wholesome old school porn.

As Haney recalled the incident between Johnson and Woods had a happy ending. Woods told Haney about the conclusion saying 'I got him pretty good.'


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