This story is a follow up to O’Grady Upset That We Don’t Have Crazy Bastard Like Crane In Europe
After a week of boffins working around the clock to produce the European Tour’s alternative to Ben Crane’s hat and goggles, big boss George O’Grady says he’s “not so sure” if the Joel Sjolholm experiment is working.
“Obviously we tried to make Joel look as ridiculous as Ben Crane, what with those trousers belonging to an 8 year old schoolboy and the Watford football socks. The gangsta hat we stole from a homeless man outside the gate. Feedback is suggesting however that we need to take it a step further and use a player with a higher profile. We have asked Miguel Angel Jimenez if he will wear a dress and bonnet from Little House on the Prairie and Lee Westwood is considering playing in a Tinky Winky outfit next week. We remain steadfastly determined to produce a character even more outrageous than those available on the PGA Tour.”