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Padraig Harrington is on flying form on and off the golf course if todays interview with the media is anything to go by.  Only Bernard Hopkins can rival Podge for seven minute answers!  Here’s the Doc’s distillation of the best bits!

Podge On Portrush

podge 2I played it a load of times as an amateur in the Home Internationals but haven’t been back here for 17 years. I shot 65 once and had the course record here for many years. I’m thrilled it’s coming to Northern Ireland.

Podge’s Rant

The fairways in Ireland for club golfers are too narrow. An 18 yard fairway off back tees is not fair.  On the PGA Tour we have 40 yard wide fairways.  They might look narrower but what you see on TV is not reality.  I hit an 8 iron 170 yards in the USA; I hit a 5 iron 170 yards here sometimes.

Podge’s Advice To Bradley

On the bushes and whins that are just six yards left of the fairway. “When you see all the fans following Rory, you wont see the whins. They’ll block the ball, so there’s more room there than you think!”

Podge’s Favourite Hole

The 12th is one of my favourite-ist holes of all time!

Podge On the Set Up

It’s set up perfectly.  The greens are receptive which is a Godsend. If you hit bad shots you will find trouble.  The course gives to you in places, which will counteract the bogeys.

Who do the European Tour entrust to make sure the players bodies are loose and limber?  A pair of Irishmen.  Daryl Coyne from Galway and Paddy Smith from Cork are two of the main men in the travelling European Tour Physio Truck.

Daryl specializes in chiropractic and spends his days crunching vertebrae and twisting necks.  “Low back injuries are the most common cases in here”, he says “closely followed by neck and wrist injuries”.  Paul does the deep tissue work, fingers of steel that man has.

Daryl lives in Tuam with his wife and three year old child, “We try to rotate it so that we get home once a week” he says when asked about being part of the travelling circus that it the modern European Tour.

Paddy on the other hand is the World’s biggest fan of the John Wayne film The Quiet Man. “Did you know Maureen O’Hara is a stage name?” he says “She’s actually Maureen O’Sullivan; she changed it for the stage!”

I asked the guys who is their best client, ie the biggest crock on the European Tour?  They steadfastly refused to comment, but I think that’s because the usual suspect was actually there at the time having treatment!  Nice one lads!


CIMG7872Keep an eye on Michael Hoey this week at Portrush; despite three Tour wins in the last 18 months, he continues to go under the radar.  Commenting on his practice rounds before the 2012 Irish Open Hoey said “They’ve got the course set up perfect here.  It’s playing long!”

Pic: If the golf thing doesn’t work, Hoey can always fall back on his mobile phone modelling career.

Hoey’s Three Holes To Watch

“The par three’s will  be crucial this week.  The sixth is playing tough and the 14th “Calamity” was somewhere between a 2-iron and 3 wood today.  The 17th is also really tough.  The massive bunker is actually in play. Hit it in there and you could have a 10!”

This is Harry Diamond, part of the Irish amateur contingent in the field at the 2012 Irish Open.  And Harry got a taste of the crowds this morning as he played a round with his BFF Rory McIlroy.  About 2,000 people watched the guys play out the last few holes of their practice round.  No pressure then Hazza!


Apologies for the truncated nature of this weeks PGA Tour tips but lets hope we can bag you a winner nonetheless.

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Tiger Woods 6/1

tiger leeThis player has promise. Winner of the Arnie and the Jack events already this year and showed promise at the recent US Open.  Struggles with his swing from time to time, but has won on this track before. A scoring average of 69.46 to date this season, compared to the field this chap statistically has the highest chance of winning at 88.92%

Brian Davis 90/1

Finding his form again. Four top 10’s this year and three of those are ties for fourth, another of which he bagged at the Travelers Championship.  Davis’s shotlink stats from last week have him just about top in driving and greens in regulation combined and a repeat of those numbers plus a decent week with the flatstick could see him contend.  It’s been something like seven years since he won so back him each way!

Jim Furyk 21/1

jim furykTied fourth at the US Open, the 5 hour energy man just ran out of steam.  Interestingly Furyk blamed a tee box that was moved ‘closer’ to the hole for his problems on the 16th.  Nevertheless that’s three top 10’s in his last six starts; and he loves Congressional with two thirds and a seventh from 2007-2009.

Hunter Mahan 14/1

Already a two time winner this year at the Matchplay and in Houston and looking like he’s coming into form for the meat of the season.  Mahan holed everything he looked at in the final round of the Travelers last week, where he came from a different planet to tied 11th after a 61.  Mahan has good course form at Congressional too from when this event used be held here (up to 2009); tied 8th in 2007, tied 12th in 2008 and his best result of second in 2009 when Tiger won.

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Well I’m a big Ben Curtis fan and I know his caddie Ricky Elliot is hurting this week with the Irish Open being held in his home town. Another win to add to that in Texas might cheer him up though and with Ben having won the Booz Allen Classic on this track before, 70/1 look like great odds.

Keep and eye too for the progress of Adam Scott 25/1 and Davis Love at 85/1.

Patrick ‘Patch’ McCrudden from Portrush is among Major winners and stars of the European Tour this week at the 2012 Irish Open.  But nobody knows the host course as good as him! Here are his thoughts on the eve of his Tour debut.




I would say I know it as good as anyone else in the world. It’s my home course and I play it every day!

How well do you know Portrush?

I've shot 67 on the medal tees and 68 off the tips-which is the lowest championship score off those tees so far.

What’s your lowest score there in competition?

I would say it's set up pretty close to the way it normally is, there are one or spots that the rough has probably been allowed to grow in to tighten up a few fairways but not by much. They’ve also got the back tees in play which will be interesting as they have only used them sparingly. The main thing I notice over the last few days is the greens look really well prepared but obviously not being allowed on them I can't tell who they roll! Also there's going to be no OB to the left of the 1st or 16th but if you go in there your ball is screwed anyway!

Will the course be the same or set up differently for the European Tour heavyweights?

The easiest is probably the second hole- a reasonably straight forward par 5 which you shouldn't really struggle to get on in three shots as its a pretty easy lay up. If you can't reach, you will only have 100 yards to a green which is fairly generous.

What is the easiest hole on the course and why?

The hardest hole is probably the 4th as it's a very tight drive with OB right and rough and a fairway bunker on the left side. You have to hit the fairway to have any real chance of hitting the green as it's a narrow entrance and not the biggest surface to hit either.

And the toughest?

I think it's totally weather dependent - if there's no wind I think about 15/16 under par is easily on for the top guys, but at the same time if it does blow and a bit of rain falls then maybe 6-8 under could do damage.

What will the winning score be?

Apart from myself (laughing) I think G Mac has a great chance, he knows the course inside out and I have seen him put some low numbers together around it before.

Who do you fancy to win?

I would definitely say its a strategic course, there's not really much advantage from hitting it long as the course is firm and being on the fairway is the only way you'll score well around there. You’ve got to plot your way around it as you just can't overpower it.

Is it a bomber or a thinkers course?

My ambitions for the week are to try and make the cut and play the weekend. That's the goal I've set myself; it’s not the be all and end all but I know the course probably better than anyone in the field so if I just play my own game and get a few breaks then I should be ok.

What is your ambition for the week?

Dream pairing on Sunday would probably to go head to head with Rory down the stretch!

What’s your dream Sunday pairing?

Best pub in Portrush is probably the harbour bar - great pint of Guinness in there. Go for the chilli beef or chicken in wine bar also – amazing!

And the most important question; what’s the best pub in Portrush

Americans listen up.  We are claiming Keegan Bradley as Irish.  He’s over at the 2012 Irish Open and he’s not coming back.  I’ve been having a chat with Keegan and his caddie Pepsi about his Irish connections.

brad celtic headcover“I’m from Cork” Bradley said.  “The People’s Republic?”, I said. “No dude, from Cork” he said.

Keegan’s auntie Pat Bradley is a regular visitor to Kinsale where the Bradley family have roots. Dont believe me?  How many other golfers on the PGA Tour have a Celtic Football Club headcover?  Enough said!!!

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I just met Jose Manuel Lara coming off the ninth green in Portrush.  He has his jaded missus following him tugging his tour bag on a trolley.  You all know by know the story about his now ex-caddie Mathias Vinson, trying to hide an illegal 15th club in bushes.  He pretended he was ducking into the bushes to take a leak but made the fatal mistake of bringing the golf bag with him!

So I asked Jose how he was feeling now about the whole situation?

“I feel sorry for him.  He is a very good guy, it was just a silly thing.  I just have to carry on.   I’m meeting my new caddie later.”

Lara had no idea that there were 15 clubs in the bag and was intimating through his words that Vinson was just really naive to do what he did.  If he was really a bad guy, he could so easily just have said nothing and chances are nobody would have noticed the 15 clubs in the bag.  It happens more often then you might think.


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2012 Irish Open Betting Tips, Royal Portrush GC, 28 Jun 2012 - 01 Jul 2012


The news from the range and todays Pro-Am is that Michael Hoey 50/1 is playing absolutely super.  He shot 64 today (in calm conditions) and his playing partner said he could have shot 60.  Hoey's caddie Owen Craig also gave me nod so I'll be putting a sneaky fiver each way on him.

Chris Wood 32/1

chris woodHard work with Paul Mitchell in Bristol on swing changes are finally beginning to pay dividends for Chris Wood who this week is just one start shy of his 100th Tour appearance. With a best of second place behind Thorbjorn Olesen in Sicily back in April, Chris has finished in the top 25 in Wales and Sweden and  finished tied third last week in Germany. Seems to play his best on links courses.

Nicolas Colsaerts 27/1

If GMac is going to contend this week, then you can be sure that Nico Colsaerts wont be far behind him. The big Belgian has been first, second, third and fourth already this season and he looks nailed on to make his Ryder Cup debut in Chicago. That win came in the matchplay in Spain on a long course but Colsaerts has also shown a silky touch on shorter tracks. He’ll want to get that final round 76 at Olympic out of his system at Portrush.

Graeme McDowell 10/1

gmac mashed potatoes[8]Second at Arnie’s place, second at the Volvo Matchplay and second at the Olympic Club, this has to be GMac best chance of a win this season. Though he will be laden down heavily (if not smothered) with media commitments, McDowell may just find some respite in the peace his home course provides this week. Of course a win would be the dream result, but if there’s one thing we’re learning fast, GMac specializes in dreams. Mashed potatoes!!

Richard Green 100/1

One of my favourite players and possibly one  of the finest gentlemen on the Tour, Richard Green always puts in a big effort around this time of the season. He’ll be as sad as the people of Killarney that the event has moved this year, he finished second in 2011 and tied fifth in 2010. Solid in his last two starts in Sweden and Germany, watch for Green to be flying in Portrush!

Best Of The Rest

Though he won in Abu Dhabi back in January Robert Rock’s odds (now 65/1) have lengthened since. I wouldn’t be so quick to write Rock off however, I thought he played solid in his top20’s in Spain and battled hard at the PGA Championship in Wentworth to finish 21st. Rock has traditionally played well in Ireland and we know he has the game for links as he showed in his epic battle with Shane Lowry in 2009.
If you, like many, think Portrush to be a strategists course you might like to take a nibble at Thomas Levet each way from odds of 200/1.  Levet missed the cut last week in Germany but favours shorter links courses and won around this time last season in Paris. 

ladies clubsA revolutionary new design of golf clubs is set to change the face of ladies golf.  The first ever prototype set of the lighter, softer, “maxi cuddly MOI” clubs were given to amateur golfer  Jackie Cannizzo as a birthday present.

“I picked up the six iron and nailed it 225 yards, I hit the driver 400 yards.  These clubs are awesome, at last someone has designed clubs with lady golfers in mind”.

The Maxi cuddly MOI combine  humungo size heads with super light shafts and are soft and fluffy, which lady golfers really like.

Paula Creamer is set to debut a pink version  of the Maxi Cuddly MOI next week on the LPGA Tour.


How the R&A works absolutely baffles me. Last Wednesday, out of the blue, Peter Dawson and the lads with the brasso buttons on their blazers decided “Lets announce Troon as the venue for the British Open in 2016”. With a massive groundswell of support to bring a future Open to Portrush and the Irish Open on there next week, it seems like the biggest kick the goolies imaginable for the R&A to time their announcement so badly. That Open is four years away for God’s sakes, why not wait until a month or so after the Irish Open, if you are thinking of letting us down gently?

Peter Dawson, just to dot the “i”s and cross the “t”s it seems to me, went to visit Portrush in January. Afterwards he gave an interview in which he gave three bloody compelling reasons why the Open couldn’t be held at Portrush.

Reason 1

Dawson: “One or two of the holes need changes.”

Ah, okay, so being consistently ranked by just about every clip_image004reputable golf publication as being amongst the top 15 courses on the planet is not good enough for the R&A.  By that logic last year’s Open was not held at Royal St. Georges because 17 or 18 of the holes needed changes.

It’s like Dawson saying that Sebastian Vettel’s Red Bull is not suitable because it’s running a hair too much downforce, then picking the Force India midway down the grid.

Reason 2&3

Dawson: “It is not obvious where the practice ground would go. It is not obvious where the tented village would go.”

What is the man on about here? Watch the Irish Open on Sky this week Peter and it might give you a clue. There WILL be a practice ground and there WILL be a tented village capable of serving a field as big as the Open and a sell out crowd of 100,000. The aerial shot of the course shows oodles of space around the course. But then again Dawson might say “None of these big fields would actually be suitable because they are not the correct shade of green?”


I’m rapidly beginning to figure out what they mean when they say the R&A is an institution. And most of those in it belong in one. One with a big practice ground and tented village.


There’s shag all super sound companies out there but one I get on great with is Druh Belts & Buckles  When I go looking for a readers prize such as for next week’s Irish Open, Druh Belts & Buckles always deliver.  And just wait until you see what I have for you next week!

Owned by Simon Hurd (go on, spell his surname backwards!), who used play on the European Tour and worn by the likes of Lee Westwood, Druh have just just launched their new range of national flag buckles.

Expect to see several players wearing their country flag at the upcoming Open Championship at Lytham.  Druh flag buckles are available in the national colours of England, Scotland, Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Denmark, USA, Canada, Mexico, South Africa, Australia, South Korea, Japan and Thailand.

There will be no trouble in matching the new buckles with the Druh belt range as it comes in ten different water snakeskins, ranging from turquoise to pink and 15 leathers in different embossed styles, from crocodile to ostrich effect. Already the Druh designs in classic black and browns and funky pastels and metallics are spreading like wildfire amongst the pros. Indeed Westwood is a global brand ambassador for Druh alongside Ireland’s Paul McGinley, Dane Thomas Bjorn and Thailand’s Thongchai Jaidee.

The flag buckles can be easily swapped with Druh’s other styles that are made from brushed nickel, polished silver or gold.

All the flag buckles are now available at which allows golfers to choose their country flag and matching belt combination. The Druh Flag Buckles with a strap retail at US$137/UK£88 with the Druh Flag Buckles coming out at just US$36/UK£23.

Other Druh Belts retail at US$200/UK£125 for snakeskin and US$125/UK£79 for leather and guarantees that the snakes used in production are not a protected species.


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According to his close friends,  JB Holmes has been walking around “acting like a spoiled little Princess just cause he’s the first man ever to give birth to a baby.”

JB is due to give birth next month and has everyone in the locker room is just wishing the baby was born already.  “JB thinks he’s the only person in the history of the world that’s pregnant”  an exasperated Bubba Watson said yesterday. “He’s had all us line up in the locker room to feel the bump and yesterday sent me on a 20 mile round trip to get some folic acid.” 

Some incredulous colleagues have questioned the fact that JB is with child.  Fred Couples pointed out the fact that JB’s ankles are not swollen while a normal preggers woman would be like retaining fluid like Mrs Doubtfire at this stage.

ron“He wont even bend down now to tee up his ball, says it gives him heartburn and could cause his waters to break” said caddie Brandon Parsons. “We’ve got birthing class in half an hour!”   

More as it emerges. Not literally.

Beautiful Anna Rawson is working for the new Back9Network in the States.  Yesterday she posted some behind the scenes pictures of their latest photoshoot.  I think her stance is a bit narrow and question whether she needs two gloves but other that I can’t see much wrong!  Other commentators have claimed those high heels could damage the greens but I’m a big believer in soil aeration!


Is that light singing Anna’s hair?

Always best to hold onto the bannister when descending stairs in high heels and skimpy kaks!

Anne Marie Kennedy from Yoga For Golf Ireland is our teaching bay contributor. Anne Marie works with Ireland’s elite amateurs, training them to maximize their flexibility, and power in their game through yoga. For more details check out


Golf Benefit: This pose elongates the spine which prevents rounding of the back and all the swing flaws associated with it. It increases distance through all golf shots by increasing hip mobility.

Instruction: Begin on hands and knees, slide the right knee up to the inside of the right wrist. Using the left hand for assistance bring the right shin and ankle out to the left working to bring it parallel with the top of the mat. Be mindful of the knee joint, if you experience any pain or discomfort keep the shin tucked underneath the body. Extend the left leg back feeling a good stretch coming in to the left hip flexor and keep the foot and shin touching the floor. If you find the left hip lifting keep shifting the weight of the body down to the left to keep both clip_image004hips square with the mat. Bring the forearms down on to the mat and hold for 30 seconds to 3 minutes. To take the pose deeper you can extend the arms straight out in front and rest the head on the floor and hold accordingly.


energizer bunny drummingThe Energizer Bunny was quick to come out in defence of Jim Furyk in the wake of his US Open collapse.  Furyk powered only on a 5-hour energy syrup containing caffeine, taurine and extracts of bat came to a sudden halt on the 16th hole at Olympic Club as his round ticked past the potion’s cut off of five hours for supporting human life forms.

jim five energy_thumb[1] The Energizer Bunny told reporters “I’ve been in touch with Jim to offer my sympathies. I’ve been in his situation many times myself.  I remember one time in particular, when I was involved in a mass bunny drumming marathon.  I was powered with ordinary zinc carbon batteries at the time and just suddenly ran out of puff. I remember it so clearly. It was heartbreaking.”

 bunny climbingThe bunny went on to say “Jim asked me about the time I was climbing the rockface.  Everybody remembers that.  I had gotten over the second ledge and was making a push for the summit when those cursed zinc carbon barrels of crap they had shoved up my ass failed again.  I broke my pelvis in the fall.  It could have been worse, my landing was cushioned by several other bunnies.

These days I’m like a new bunny. I’m powered by Energizer and just keep going on and on. I’ve recommended them to Jim but I’m not so sure he’s keen on the idea of where they need to be inserted.”


2012 Travelers Championship, TPC River Highlands, Cromwell, Connecticut
Purse: $6,000,000  

Padraig Harrington 30/1

if padraig was shrek[9] Two weeks out from the Irish Open and it’s great to see a return to form Padraig Harrington with a tied fourth at the US Open. He’s heading to River Highlands to compete this week before jetting home to Portrush. Tied for fifth two years ago when he opened and closed with rounds of 64. If he can continue to drive it straight and convert those chances he’s creating, Podge will have a live chance this week.

Ryan Moore 32/1

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Very consistent this year with three top 10’s from his last seven and no missed cuts. Moore finished one back here last year in a tie for second with John Rollins, one shot behind Fredrik Jacobson. He also had a top 15 in 2010, tied for fourth in 2009 and tied second back in 2006. A horse for the course who had a week off to prepare last week.

Michael Thompson 50/1

What an unbelievable US Open Michael Thompson had. To be first round leader and all the pressure it entails and then to come on strong again with a 67 on a major Sunday and tie for second is the stuff of dreams. Thompson has a love for this weeks venue too; he finished with a 62 here last year to come fourth. This week will be his 48th Tour start and he already has a second and third. What odds a win this week?

Hunter Mahan 15/1

hunter mahan_thumb[3][4] The winner back in 2007 also finished tied second either side of it in 2008 and in 2006. His best since is a tie for fourth when Kenny Perry won in 2009. Mahan’s driving game is well suited to the par-70 TPC River Highlands course where at 6850 yards, bombing is not a requisite and with slower than average greens, aggressive putting is rewarded. Right up his street.

Andres Romero 60/1

romero_thumb[1] Now 31, the Argentine hasn’t quite lived to the promise he showed in nearly winning the 2007 Open, though he has bagged a win on the PGA and European Tours. However he has found form again recently in sectional qualifying for this years Open and followed it up with a second place at Memorial. Romero played well here last year too, shooting rounds of 64 and three consistent 67’s to tie for sixth.


Best Of The Rest

The Englishman Brian Davis 80/1 is on a cut streak of nine straight since the Transitions if you allow for his withdrawal at the Crowne Plaza. Davis has been busy raking in the dollars with just one finish outside the top 50 and three top 10’s in that period. Top 10’d here last year, six shots behind Jacobson. Long odds glory hunters might like a look at Nick O’Hern at 120/1 this week. He finished third at the Fed Ex St Jude Classic recently and has played well at TPC Southwind in the past (third in 2007).


Here’s what’s in the bag of the 2012 US Open Champion Webb Simpson.

What’s In Webb Simpson’s Bag

WebbSimpsonBagDRIVER: Titleist 909D3 (10.5°) with a UST Mamiya AxivCore Tour Black 69X shaft
FAIRWAY WOODS: Titleist 910F (13.5°, 17°) with UST Mamiya VTS 8X shafts
HYBRID: Titleist 910H (21°) with a Graphite Design Tour AD DI 105X shaft
IRONS: Titleist 680MB (4-P) with True Temper Dynamic Gold X100 shafts
WEDGES: Titleist Vokey Design TVD (54°, 58°) with True Temper Dynamic Gold Tour Issue shafts
PUTTER: Ping Craz-E (long)
BALL: Titleist Pro V1x

Here’s what happened when a yelping heckler in a Union Jack hat tried to interrupt the US Open prizegiving ceremony with Webb Simpson.

Well done to Webb Simpson who laughed it off saying something to the effect of “welcome to jail pal” as security hauled down the heckler.  Congrats to GMac who tied for second and Padraig Harrington who finished in a tie for fourth.

webb simpson winner

Formulators of the 5-hour energy drink Jim Furyk is fuelled on have pleaded with the USGA to ensure the final round of todays US Open is completed in under 5 hours.

jim five energyThe secret mission of Tibetan Monks behind the caffeine packed gloop said in a statement “We can keep Jim jam packed with enough caffeine, taurine and other crazy shit to have his pupils fully dilated and his heart jumping out of his body for exactly 5 hours.  That’s why we call it 5-hour energy.”

Head monk of the corporation the Dalai Guarana added,

“If the final round takes longer than 5 hours, it’s highly probable that Jim will come to a complete standstill, before falling to the ground, curling into a ball and yelling ‘I’m never drinking again’.  We’ve tried it on a few monks at the abbey and let’s just say, it wasn’t pretty.”


Sergio does a Derek Chizora impression on a tee box microphone at the US Open, making mince meat of it.

Veteran TV sound producer Marty Bunkum sitting in a trailer two miles away with a pair of headphones on and just two weeks short of retirement, didn’t fare so well.

The impact of Sergio’s iron on the microphone caused a sharp sound wave measuring 225 decibels; instantly deafening Bunkum.  There is a silver lining however; Sergio made a bogey and it looks like Marty Bunkum will have a quiet retirement. Very quiet!


Ashley Mayo of Golf Digest was in the stands at Olympic Club and overheard a number of spectator exchanges.  Here are the funniest. 

fans--Man standing behind the eighth green: "Wooowww, look at all these people! What's going on here?!" His buddy: "We're at the U.S. Open, dude."

--Man, talking to Tommy Biershenk after his ball settled on a slope on the eighth green: "Mark that sh-t before it moves, Tommy. Mark. That. Sh-t."

--Spectator sitting on the mound to the right of the eighth green: "This hole shreds golfers to pieces and pulverizes them into a pulpy juice."

--Spectator, watching Sergio walk down the first fairway: "He looks like a canary. Like a thin, Spanish canary."

--Guy: "Do you think Tiger is a beer man or a wine man?" His buddy: "Sh-t, that dude probably drinks firewater, straight up."

--Man, noting Graeme McDowell's pink pants as McDowell walked to the third tee: "Those pants burned my retina."
Here’s the link to the full set of quotes


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It’s not often I have a rant so I’ll make this short.  It’s addressed to all Rory McIlroy knockers one of whom accused me already of being a sycophant on facebook. (I’m assuming that’s a bad word!)

rory-mcilroy-caroline-wozniackiIt’s important to remember that Rory McIlroy doesn't exist solely for our viewing pleasure. The man is young and in love and more than entitled to have a life outside the ropes after  years of hard graft as a youth inside them.

Life and relationships are more important to Rory just now than playing golf, so please Rors knockers give him a break.

He will be back when he's good and ready. I guarantee that.

End of rant.

Dont know if you heard this one but Sandy Lyle told it during his speech at the World Golf Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
The background to the story has Seve and Tony Johnstone paired together in a European Tour event.  Seve had gotten a number of rulings from the referee that day and Tony was a bit annoyed. As Lyle tells the story:
seve storyBoth men had driven their balls over a hill, and Johnstone calls Seve over.
“The ball is only a couple of inches from this sprinkler head. Can I get a drop?”
Seve folds his arms and grimaces “No”
Johnstone like a Jack Russell tries again and stretches out his foot in a clearly manufactured way.  “If I move my stance a little like this, can I get a drop from the sprinkler now?”
Seve again says “No Tony.”
“Okay” says Johnstone walking away. “By the way, that’s YOUR ball Seve!”

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There once was a time when Ian Poulter had a monopoly on looking the bomb at the Majors.  Nowadays he’s merely an also ran.  Here’s some of the neater threads on the catwalk at the 2012 US Open.

Ryo Ishikawa-Yonex

Coolness Factor 90%

Ryo is contracted head to toe with Yonex.  They dont just make badminton rackets you know!  With the exception of the hideous belt, Ryo’s clobber takes the biscuit.  And check out those tartans; they’re the same as those he wore at The Masters but hey, he’s a man, and men are allowed to wear the same clothes twice.

bd ryo2

Rickie Fowler-Puma

gmac kartelbd fowler Coolness Factor 83%.  All Puma gear. Loses marks for having the worst moustache in living memory.  That wispy lip duster is scaring my kids.


Graeme McDowell- GMac for Kartel

Coolness Factor- 80%. Could do with being a little bit braver on the colours but  it’s not so much about that with GMac, it’s all about the cut.  Graeme has been involved in the creation of all his Tour apparel with Irish company Kartel.  He’s the Tour’s oracle in everything from fabrics to the millimetres that slit at the bottom of the trousers should be!

Accessorize Like Cejka

bd cejkaIt’s amazing what a woolly hat and a blue glove can do for an outfit.  That’s ultra smart German Alex Cejka!


The Big Fashion Losers

Rory McIlroy- Oakley

bd rorsWhen Rory McIlroy won the US Open, Oakley renegotiated their clothing with Rory’s people, and having spoken to Al Jance from Oakley at the Fall 2012 photoshoot in Ballyliffin Ireland, I can tell you they paid a multiple of the previous contract to keep their man.  Why then would they send Rory out for round one dressed as boring as Gary Player, all in black.  It beats the hell out of me, but someone in the marketing department needs a kick in the ass!

Michael Allen

One question.  Why does every man over 50 have to wear a jumper five sizes to big for him?





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