Tiger Woods repaired his relationship with journalists somewhat yesterday by playing golf with them at the opening of his new course in Cabo San Lucas and afterwards they confirmed Woods is suffering from the Ebola virus.

It became clear whilst Woods was giving a pre-round clinic that he was still equally as sick as he was at the final round of the Hero World Challenge leading journalists to confirm beyond any doubt that he is suffering from the deadly virus.

"He's been coughing and sneezing suspicious-looking filamentous virus particles roughly one micron in length," said one journalist alongside Woods. "I'm a journalist, I know way more stuff than the average Joe.  Unless Tiger is one of the 15 percent of rural Gabonese citizens with natural immunity to the virus he's a gonner."

More as it emerges.


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