David Lynn has told a packed press conference at his home this morning that he is considering selling his penis wine decanter.

Since having the penile pork sword pourer commissioned last year Lynn is said to be privately disappointed with the practicality of the glass man muscle.

"I had my penis hand-blown by a friend in the business," the world number 253 told reporters.  "He put in a lot of effort to produce the perfect triple glazed dongler but to be honest it's not practical. The balls are wrong and the flow from the japs-eye is disappointing. Does anyone know how to stick a wine weiner on eBay?"

More as it emerges. No pun intended.

 Pic tnx: David Lynn Facebook


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