Sky's Sarah Stirk is recovering tonight after her lovely legs were unceremoniously upstaged by Luke Donald's caddie John McLaren.

A studio guest on Sky Sports PGA Tour coverage, McLaren arrived on set wearing the shortened trousers and socks Harry Potter wore in the Chamber Of Secrets.

Viewers tuning in expecting to see Stirk's wonderfully smooth pins and plunging cleavage were instead subjected to the morose sight of  the last pair of Hogwort's finest from McLaren's sock drawer.

"I had my legs shaved, waxed, immac'd and oiled," said a clearly shaken Stirk adding "It cost me fifty bloody quid."

More as it emerges.

Sky have assured subscribers John McLaren  will never ever ever be invited to the studio again.

More as it emerges.

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