Hot on the news that Jordan Spieth is the new unstoppable force in golf, Reuters are this morning reporting the 21 year old has successfully brokered a peace deal between Israel and Palestine.

Immediately after flying out of Chambers Bay Spieth turned his amazing propensity to be statesmanlike to the problem of the Gaza Strip and had a settlement sorted between all the major parties in half and hour.

“While there is no way a 21 year old with an average golf game should be able to do this shit, there's something about his receding hairline and humble voice that had us agreeing a long term and lasting deal on mutual recognition, borders, security, water rights, control of Jerusalem, Israeli settlements, Palestinian freedom of movement, and resolving Palestinian claims of a right of return for their refugees straight off the bat," said Israeli President Reuven Rivlin who took over in 2014 from the other fella.

Spieth will today turn his attention to chess, taking on Norwegian Grandmaster, and highest rated player in history Magnus Carlson who needs to be taken down a peg or two.

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