Residents of the small town of Holmstad near Malmo in Sweden have this morning claimed their local postman has turned into some sort of evil dictator after taking a volunteer marshalling role at the Nordea Masters.

Lars Hulkenkvist (67) was branded a ‘prick’ by friends who he refused to allow cross the fairway even though it was only Tuesday and there was no player on the course.

“You’d swear he was Joseph bloody Stalin the way he's marching up and down that bloody golf hole,” local hairdresser and golf fan Annika Kochlikker told GolfCentralDaily. “All he did was pull on an armband and get a 'quiet please' sign and he's turned into one of the most hateful bastards of the 20th Century."

According to locals Hulkenkvist has been waiting for this tournament to come around all year and has even bought a pair of heavily tinted prescription shades for that extra sinister look while he exercises his temporary false authority. .

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