Zach Johnson has announced today that he has added six new Gods to his team ahead of the 2015 US Open at Chambers Bay.

The 2007 Masters winner made the shock announcement after watching Game of Thrones on Netflix.

"I've been praying like hell to one God for the past 39 years not knowing that I've only been getting one seventh the return," said the Iowa native.  "I'm going to worship The Seven like a sex starved rabbit on viagra for the next week and see if that gets me a result at Chambers Bay."

Johnson has also revealed he has replaced long term caddie Damon Green with a High Sparrow for next week's event.

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